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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
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The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment...
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Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...