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The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.
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Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own...
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The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at...
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A consistent pursuit of classical physics forces a transformation in the very heart of...
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Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets...