Quote #31748
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
Quote #5502
Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath...
Quote #15346
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #14203
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #31632
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #13973
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.