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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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The postman always rings twice.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice.
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Everyman’s life is a fairy tale written by God’s fingers.
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Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
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Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...