Quote #16546
We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #13951
If you rest, you rust.
Quote #23148
We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful...
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #21483
They talk most who have the least to say.
Quote #32700
Joy is not in things it is in us.