Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #33142
I’m never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz...
Quote #1496
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
Quote #8948
Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #1758
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
Quote #1846
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Quote #5862
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #25516
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...