Quote #13517
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
Quote #30673
Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom.
Quote #10123
To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
Quote #24997
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
Quote #21502
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #16943
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor...
Quote #10556
“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.