Quote #22068
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already...
Quote #21715
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Quote #31911
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #13252
You are not made happy by the true things you believe from your faith,...
Quote #15175
Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money...
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
Quote #15286
It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants...
Quote #20442
None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.