Quote #29622
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Quote #13109
Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.
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To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do...
Quote #18893
Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
Quote #5030
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex … it takes a...
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #32611
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.
Quote #3302
Atheism has no room for human rights.