Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #5036
No machine can replace the human spark: spirit, compassion, love and understanding.
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
Quote #3117
Making music should not be left to the professionals.
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Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
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If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
Quote #10753
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #30930
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.