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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
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You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
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Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a...
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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #5437
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.