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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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The single best augury is to fight for one’s country.
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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
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My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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True happiness is of a retired nature, and an enemy to pomp and noise...