Quote #33493
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
Quote #7392
Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
Quote #31950
Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are...
Quote #22366
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #29403
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #13505
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #6244
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #12400
There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.