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There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament...
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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence...
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
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I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless,...
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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
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Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.