Quote #7592
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #7957
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
Quote #1227
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
Quote #34018
Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Quote #5233
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
Quote #17453
Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know men.
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...