Quote #6021
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #24908
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal,...
Quote #20324
Rev. Brown If lovin’ the lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Quote #6065
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
Quote #18390
Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Quote #714
What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
Quote #23746
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #33230
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.