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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Be ready when opportunity comes…Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.
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What you cannot enforce, do not command.
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...