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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to ‘jump at de sun.’ We might...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Be a fountain, not a drain.
Quote #34854
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
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Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get...
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.