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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Spread the table and contention will cease.
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...
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If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them...
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I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...