Quote #23154
The wise determine from the gravity of the case the irritable, from sensibility to...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #6201
No man is useless while he has a friend.
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #374
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #13827
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey “people.” People say...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #5688
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Quote #557
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Quote #14549
Partying is such sweet sorrow.