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As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
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There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...
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Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every...
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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the...
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The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
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If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...