Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any...
Quote #29371
He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #2757
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #1730
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
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The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak...
Quote #28910
I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...