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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #27586
It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #21009
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
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It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
Quote #4841
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.