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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life,...
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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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By always thinking unto them. I keep the subject constantly before me and wait...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
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He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his...
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Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few...
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...