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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is...
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Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.
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There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, ‘Yes,...
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The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
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One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal...