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No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty...
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Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to...
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Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...