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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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One of the amusements of idleness is reading without the fatigue of attention, and...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
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Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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All reactionaries are paper tigers.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.