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George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
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It becomes a bore doing imaginative books that do not touch imaginations, and at...
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Hammer the iron that lies on your anvil instead of daydreaming about working silver.
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