Quote #29959
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #18547
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #12578
A man who won?t die for something is not fit to live.
Quote #11166
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.