Quote #24032
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
Quote #7428
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...
Quote #34419
We must accept that this creative pulse within us is God’s creative pulse itself.
Quote #20676
The best remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #30249
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have...
Quote #28619
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
Quote #12705
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.