Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
Quote #13811
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
Quote #6941
Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
Quote #1730
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Quote #17590
A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe...
Quote #4726
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...