Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #21931
I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
Quote #17740
There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
Quote #13077
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created...
Quote #14979
Fame – a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not...
Quote #7108
What is done let us leave alone.
Quote #14206
To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.