Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #3290
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #7673
The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to...
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #6349
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #19097
To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned...
Quote #24677
Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people.
Quote #21491
Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.