Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #4649
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #7795
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #24040
Climb mountains to see lowlands.
Quote #12984
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Quote #9487
There is no such thing as justice–in or out of court.
Quote #29090
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.