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For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a...
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
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Lakes, rivers, streams…all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it...
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We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the...
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
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The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...