Quote #976
That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, … may create many admirers;...
Quote #14859
It is one of the worst of errors to suppose that there is any...
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #10745
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Quote #13290
Happiness cannot be found–it must be created anew everyday.
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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #10771
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
Quote #27340
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.