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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #8873
Work is not always required. There is such a thing as sacred idleness.
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We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
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Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.