Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #32094
A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
Quote #4807
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Quote #19485
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Quote #25027
Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #10517
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.