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I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...
Quote #4437
We make war that we may live in peace.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
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Trent I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s...
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The people who get on in this world are the people who get up...
Quote #2482
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.