Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #985
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Quote #19525
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13655
Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #13436
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #6647
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
Quote #30465
Creativity is so delicate a flower that praise tends to make it bloom, while...