Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
Quote #13400
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #21450
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
Quote #22082
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used,...
Quote #5447
Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #9559
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32177
If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or...
Quote #18030
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...