Quote #25054
If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #2802
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
Quote #24761
To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.
Quote #28267
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #20319
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #23319
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
Quote #10972
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.