Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #11899
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Quote #16874
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #22629
Don’t be afraid to take a big step. You can’t cross a chasm in...
Quote #31630
It is always wise, as it is also fair, to test a man by...
Quote #32570
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #23788
If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally...
Quote #23207
Never enter into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance...