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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
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A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time...
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found...
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Life is tragic for those who have plenty to live on and nothing to...
Quote #11603
…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...