Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
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I’m not interested in having an orchestra sound like itself. I want it to...
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What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what...
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Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
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During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by...