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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
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Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and...
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
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How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #23673
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...