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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
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A good deed never goes unpunished.
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You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.
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Your travel life has the aspect of a dream. It is something outside the...
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We are all in the hands of an omnipotent, omniscient, just and merciful God,...
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MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest...
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Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #18816
Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.