Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #15395
Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook with truth, and...
Quote #29584
Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication...
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #32193
Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word ‘academic’ in a pejorative sense...
Quote #16022
We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism...
Quote #11180
A functioning police state needs no police.
Quote #23056
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it...