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Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt...
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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
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Friendship is the golden thread that ties the hearts of all hearts of all...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from...
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The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
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The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
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Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your...
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Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.