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We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order...
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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #25042
Treat the other man’s faith gently it is all he has to believe with.
Quote #8647
No leader sets out to become a leader. People set out to live their...
Quote #18084
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...